NESSIE VISITS ALASKA?

That's supposedly Alaska's version of the Loch Ness Monster. This picture is taken by some local Alaskan fisherman in 2009. In fact, that's actually a still shot from video footage they took of this "monster". And it raises this very important question........

What the hell is the deal with all the grainy, out of focus pictures of all these so-called monsters? Have you ever seen a picture of the Loch Ness Monster that wasn't like this?

I mean, the technology in cameras has come a long, long way. It's almost impossible any more to take a crappy picture like that. I took this next picture running full speed, just throwing my arm up to point the camera (while still running), and hitting the button.

An almost crystal clear image, no fuzzy, out of focus, grainy look. A clear picture! And I wasn't even trying to take a good picture. I can do that while running and the grainy, out of focus images are all we can come up with when we run across sasquatch?

At least that one is in color. That's got to be a first.

So this "monster" in Alaska is thought to be a Cadborosaurus, a sea serpent that lives off the Pacific coast of North America.

Let's see Swamp People tag one of those.

Anyway, here's the video footage of the Alaska monster.

Even the video is gray and grainy. Of course the guys talking are clear and in color. Go figure.