VACATION ALL I EVER WANTED

It's summertime! The kids are out of school and families all across this great nation of ours are loading up and going on vacation. Going to their favorite lake to camp, a national park, Disneyland, a cruise, Hawaii, or for some, traveling abroad, to Europe, the Far East, etc. With a wide world of places to visit and see, I thought I'd mention a few places that maybe aren't quite that high up on most people's "places I really wanna see" list.

Everybody goes to the big tourist attractions, ends up spending a fortune and having to deal with the ginormous crowds. And once you get back home, you feel like you need a vacation from that vacation. Well, how about hitting some spots that are a little less crowded, where you can do things at a leisurely pace, take your time, relax?

Now, I don't know what most of these places have to offer but I'm sure figuring something out won't be a problem.

As a native Texan, I ask, how many of my fellow Texans have ever been to:

I'm hoping that would be Hostess Ding Dongs 'cause that would be freaking sweet!! If not, probably best to keep driving.

Want to get out of state? How about:

Good morning 56ers, it's a brisk 56° in 56 today.

Don't feel like doing much on your vacation? Then this is a must for you:

Nothing like spending a week in Nothing.
Unless you want to spend in Gas, Kansas;

Is that a water tower or......
Moving on, the town folk may be a little red in the face when you're driving through;

Hmm, I thought Brett Farve embarrassed Minnesota.
While you're in the "land of ten thousand lakes" here's 3 you can't miss...or maybe you should;



Hey, didn't Brett Favre.......ew, nevermind. And why is Lower Spunk Lake above Upper Spunk Lake?

Heading east to Wisconsin;

And if it's 934 miles away, I'm afraid you're going to stayalone.

If you thought there was nothing to do in Nothing, wait 'til you get to;

If that's too boring for you, you can liven things up with a trip to;

You can even stay at;

Probably not a trip you want to take with the family.
There's other places you can have family fun;

Now you've got a theme vacation going that you can cap off with a trip to;

When driving from Nothing to Boring, wouldn't it be nice if there were a nice place to visit between the two?

"Where are you at?"
"Between, Georgia."
"Between Georgia and what?"
Is this a "Who's on First" skit?

A little too much fire water when the Nipmucs named that lake.

Can't get enough action in Intercourse or Horneytown? There's always Assawoman Bay, Delaware;

And you've got to be quiet too. Definitely don't want to wake.

So there's just a few of the lesser known vacation destinations. As for me, it's hard to decide. All those sound like nice places but I think I want to maybe get out of the country for a change.

Where to go, where to go.....aw, Phuket.......as in Thailand;

I'll leave you with a few images of Phuket;

Bon Voyage!!!!