Showing posts with label Food. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Food. Show all posts

Thursday, July 2, 2015

THE PRICE IS "NOT" RIGHT

Whole Foods Market is a supermarket chain that specializes in organic/natural foods. They opened for business in Austin, TX in 1980, and now have 420 locations throughout the U.S. Canada and the U.K.

Because they deal with organic, natural products almost exclusively, their prices are a little higher than your typical grocery store. They make sure the eggs they sell don't come from hens confined to battery cages. Their nutritional screening doesn't allow for foods containing trans fats or artificial coloring. Non-food organic products such as shampoo, soap, etc. are required to contain 95% or more certified organic ingredients. So you can see why the prices at a Whole Foods Market are going to be a little higher.

Questions dot their history about the claims they make of their food and products being of a natural/organic quality. Articles in the Wall Street Journal have claimed that Whole Foods has become more concerned with competing with other big box grocery chains and less about the quality of their products. It wasn't until 2011 that Whole Foods was required to meet the 95% standard of certified organic ingredients in their products they labeled as organic. And they are not without controversy involving business practices, product selection and failure to support farmers and suppliers.

The most recent uproar regarding Whole Foods is a price scam accusation by the New York City Department of Consumer Affairs. They claim that 8 Whole Foods stores in the NYC area consistently listed improper weights on their pre-packaged foods resulting in overcharged pricing by as little as 80 cents to as much as $15 an item.

After first denying any wrong doing, Whole Foods has just come out and admitted mistakes being made with the way the operation works. They claim, of course, that it was unintentional, that the mistakes sometimes overcharged the consumer and sometimes undercharged them, and attributing it all to human error. The same human error in 8 different stores. And, of course, no one ever stumbles upon this error until someone gets caught.

Now, I can understand human error, it happens. This is what I don't get. When I go to the butcher counter at any grocery store and ask for a pound of shrimp, the butcher fills up a bag with shrimp and sets it on the scale. Most of the time it's not exactly 1 pound, so the butcher will either add a couple of shrimp, take a couple out, or ask me if that's close enough to the pound I wanted. Whether it's a little over or a little under is then my choice. When I give him the OK, the scale prints out a label with the proper weight, that I saw with my own 2 eyes, and the price per pound and total price.

Question - does Whole Foods not have these types of scales?
Umm, this one feels about 1.2 lbs.
Now to be honest, who of us grabs a pre-package of porterhouse steaks and then puts them on the scale to see if the weight matches what's on the label? And I honestly don't know how Whole Foods operates, but I'm assuming they aren't just holding the product in their hands and guessing a weight. If so, I can see where the human error comes into play. But having a scale and missing on the weight, so much so that a product can be $15 over priced, that's not human error, that's highway robbery.

So there's that information for you to do with what you will. And believe me, people are doing just that. Social media gives us all the opportunity to hear what people have to say about anything almost instantly. Or at least as instantly as we click on that medium. And I just don't get "those people" who blindly support Whole Foods because they feel the products are better for them and can't get them anywhere else, or they aren't as easily accessible.

For the sake of this argument, let's just assume that the organic products they sell are what they claim they are, better quality, better for you. With that, I have no qualms about the prices being higher than the Kroger down the street. The higher prices for better quality is fine, but charging $12 a lb. for organic beef is one thing. Charging $12 a lb. and getting well less than a lb. is another. That's disception, dishonesty and flat out stealing.

Human error? The only human error I see is people rationalizing that they're OK with someone stealing from them as long as they still get some sort of benefit from it. Crazy freaking world.

Saturday, June 16, 2012

A MOUTHFUL

From the time we were infants we were always being told not to put things in our mouths. It seems some of us never quite learned that lesson.

Squid ejaculates into woman's mouth.

Apparently while the woman was dining on this partially cooked Korean delicacy, Mr. Cephalopod, despite his predicament, was still able to manage to blow one last...umm....wad, into this woman's mouth.


OK, first of all, never mind that thing never getting near my mouth, I don't want it in the same area code I'm eating in.

Secondly, I don't know about Korean delicacies, but that looks more like what you'd find on a Klingon Bird of Prey. "waH parHa uSgheb" translated from Klingon, "tastes like chicken". Wash it down with a little Romulan Ale and you're good to go.

With all the interbreeding that science messes with, donkey + horse = mule, honey bees + African bees = killer bees, horse + man = centaur, I mean, we already have fish + woman = mermaid, now we've got horny squid going after a woman. Maybe aliens don't really exist except for the ones we're creating right here on earth.


I'm talking about the squid baby, not Will Smith.

Monday, July 5, 2010

HOT DOGGIN' IT, HOT, HOT, DOGGIN' IT

July 4th. The day America was born, 234 years ago. The day our forefathers declared independence from the rule of the Kingdom of Great Britain. A day we Americans celebrate every year with fireworks, parades, barbecues, family reunions, fairs, and various other public and private events celebrating the history and traditions of this greatest nation on earth. And one of those public events is the Nathan's International July Fourth Hot Dog Eating Contest held in where else, Coney Island, New York.

2010 marks the 95th time this hot dog eating contest has taken place. On July 4, 1916, four immigrants had a hot dog eating contest at Nathan's famous hot dog stand on Coney Island to settle an argument about who was the most patriotic. 95 years later, this contest is a huge event that is televised live across the nation. Seeing it on TV is, of course, how most of us were probably first exposed to it. And watching it once may have been all it took to never watch it again.

This event is so big that you have to win your way to being a contestant in it by winning one of the many qualifying hot dog eating contests held around the country prior to the July 4th Coney Island showdown. No, I'm serious. It's like the World Cup, or football teams trying to make the playoffs. You have to qualify by gorging yourself with hot dogs just to get in.

With this event getting the media coverage it does, one of the names you might recognize is that little Japanese dude, Takeru Kobayashi. This tiny little 5 foot 8, 132 lb. eating freak came on the scene in 2001 and shattered hot dog eating records by choking down 50 hot dogs, with buns, in 10 minutes!!! He went on to win this event 6 years in a row before finally getting "dogged" by another name you may recognize, Joey Chestnut.

Chestnut dethroned Kobayashi in 2007 by throwing down a then record 66 hot dogs WITH buns in TEN minutes!!!! For those of you counting, that's over 20,000 calories! In 10 minutes!!! I can't eat 66 hot dogs in a month. Well, I probably could, but man would I be sick of hot dogs! Poor Kobayashi was only able to eat 63. Two years later, Chestnut broke his own record with SIXTY-EIGHT!!!! Are you kidding me? Next time you're at the grocery store, put 8 packages of hot dogs buns in your shopping cart. Even without the hot dogs you can see how much mass this guy is shoveling into his stomach. And consider that the human stomach is about 12 inches long and 6 inches wide. And good luck trying to figure out the number of hot dog packages you will need to match the 8 packages of buns you have in your cart. It's an 8 to 10 buns to dogs ratio, right? Something like that.

Joey Chestnut, or "Jaws" is the current big time eating freak. He has won the 4th of July contest 4 years in a row now. He holds the record with 68 hot dogs along with numerous other eating records.

WARNING: some of this stuff might be a little gross, to say the least.

Chestnut's records include;
8.8 pounds of fried asparagus in 10 minutes,
182 chicken wings in 30 minutes,
5.9 pounds of funnel cake in 10 minutes,
47 grilled cheese sandwiches in 10 minutes,
103 Krystal burgers, aka sliders, in 8 minutes,
56 sausage & cheese kolaches from the Kolache Factory in Houston, TX, in 8 minutes,
19 six-inch Philly Cheesesteaks in 10 minutes,
and 45 pulled pork sandwiches in 10 minutes.
Holy freaking crap!!!!! Can you imagine him pulling up to the Jack-in-the-Box drive thru at 2 in the morning? "Yes, I only have about 10 minutes to eat so I just want to order 348 tacos. Thanks."
Any fries with that?

And he's not the only big eater out there. In fact, big eating is so big it's become a sport and has it's own professional league known as Major League Eating. I am not joking. Here's more world records by other big eaters:
Sonya Thomas - 8.8 lbs. of Vienna sausages - 10 min.
Don Lerman - 6 lbs. of baked beans in one minute
Richard LeFevre - 5 lbs. of birthday cake - 11 min.
Takeru Kobayashi - 58 Johnsonville Brats - 10 min.
Don Lerman - 7 sticks of BUTTER - 5 min.
Sonya Thomas - 11 lbs. of cheesecake - 9 min.
Cookie Jarvis - six 11 oz. chicken fried steaks w/gravy - 12 min.
Oleg Zhornitskiy - four 32-ounce bowls of MAYONNAISE!!!!!! - 8 min.
OK, that does it for me, but the list goes on and on.

So a big thank you to our forefathers for signing the Declaration of Independence 234 years ago, and giving us the freedom to do the things we do today, and unfortunately take for granted all too often, even if that includes eating enough in 10 minutes to feed an African village for 6 months.

GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!!! Lord knows we need it!