HORSE PLAY

OK, this one is probably going to be a little too gross for some, but the world needs to know just how sick and twisted people are. You're going to see some bloody pictures of a live woman and a dead animal. I will save the pictures until the end of the blog so if you want to read on to see what the hell this is about, go right ahead. I'll leave plenty of warning when the pics are coming.

So a 21 year old, aspiring model and nudist, Jasha Lottin, of Portland, Oregon, had this 32 year old horse, that her and her boyfriend said was in declining health, and decided to put the old horse out of it's misery.

OK, I get that. Sometimes we've got to put our old pets down when there's just nothing else you can do for them. The following though, is what I don't get.

So they decide they'll put the horse down themselves, gut it, and then finally eat it.

See, that's already getting a little weird. I mean, I think it's weird when you put ol' Rover down and take him to the taxidermist to have him do his thing so that Rover will be with you forever. But at least you're not having Fido quesadillas.
Wait, it gets worse.

After they gut the horse, little miss nudist decides she wants to strip down and crawl inside the carcass, simply because she wanted to know what it felt like to be inside a dead horse. Not a dare, she didn't lose a bet, she just wanted to know what it felt like. She also doesn't understand why people care about what she's done.

I do get that, somewhat. I mean, the police said they've ruled out any kind of animal cruelty and that no laws were violated, so whatever you do in the privacy of your own backyard is your business. Except they didn't keep it in their backyard. Miss modeling as horse intestines (which I don't think is the way an aspiring model should go), decides to post the pictures of her bloody escapade on the internet. Covered in horse blood, wrapped up inside the carcass and posing with some of the horses organs. Not that organ.......I don't think.

So, how messed up, in what little brain you have left, do you have to be.........
......to have a girlfriend that likes to get naked and crawl inside dead Mr. Ed
Dude....RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!!

When she was inside the dead carcass was she thinking that this sorta must be what Job felt like when he was inside the whale? Seriously!!! That commercial with the egg and the frying pan, "this is your brain, this is your brain on drugs", if that didn't get the message to you about drugs, then they need to do a commercial about people getting naked and crawling around inside large dead animals.

There are some f***ed up people on this planet.

OK, here are the pics. They're pretty brutal.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

NESSIE VISITS ALASKA?

That's supposedly Alaska's version of the Loch Ness Monster. This picture is taken by some local Alaskan fisherman in 2009. In fact, that's actually a still shot from video footage they took of this "monster". And it raises this very important question........

What the hell is the deal with all the grainy, out of focus pictures of all these so-called monsters? Have you ever seen a picture of the Loch Ness Monster that wasn't like this?

I mean, the technology in cameras has come a long, long way. It's almost impossible any more to take a crappy picture like that. I took this next picture running full speed, just throwing my arm up to point the camera (while still running), and hitting the button.

An almost crystal clear image, no fuzzy, out of focus, grainy look. A clear picture! And I wasn't even trying to take a good picture. I can do that while running and the grainy, out of focus images are all we can come up with when we run across sasquatch?

At least that one is in color. That's got to be a first.

So this "monster" in Alaska is thought to be a Cadborosaurus, a sea serpent that lives off the Pacific coast of North America.

Let's see Swamp People tag one of those.

Anyway, here's the video footage of the Alaska monster.

Even the video is gray and grainy. Of course the guys talking are clear and in color. Go figure.

MY SEEING EYE...TIGER?

A story that ran across the "proctologist" wire recently is about a craze in China where they feel the need to make their pets look like exotic animals. It's the latest trend for owners to take their dogs to grooming parlours where they are not only given a shampoo and trim, but a multi-coloured dye job to make Fido look like a wild animal.

Meet Simba....errr....uh....Rover. Not to be confused with;

And if making your dog look like a tiger or zebra isn't fun enough, how about making Cujo look like a Panda bear:

I guess that's cute and all, if you're Chinese, but doing what's in these next photos seems like it would be downright animal cruelty.

That's just mean right there.

OWNER: Come on, Sox, we're just going to the park.
SOX: Are you sure? You're not trying to trick me to get me to go to that stupid dog parlour are you?
OWNER: Sox, we're just going to the park. I would "never" do that to you. You can sit in the front seat and stick your head out the window.

SOX: Son of a.........!!!!

Let's not put this all on the Chinese though. The good 'ol USA can get it's pet dye on too.

I don't know. I thought putting cute little clothes and hats on your pets was a little much but this is definitely out there. Some pets are ugly enough on their own. They don't need humans making things worse. Then again, some pets might need a little something to keep you from thinking they're part of the laundry.


Shar-Pei