Thursday, June 9, 2011

GOOD NEWS, BAD NEWS

Ok, part of the bad news is that I lied about the good news. Here's some headlines from around these parts in just the last couple days or so. If you're looking to be cheered up, I'd go ahead and pass on this blog for now.



Woman stabbed inside Spring home
I'll take the trash out when there's a commercial.

Katy man accused of snatching purse, dragging victim with car
Are seatbelts required when riding on the outside of the vehicle?

Teens Charged in Burned Car Arson Case
You're supposed to PAINT the flames on the car.

Surveillance video shows deadly robbery at Harris County Texaco station
Dang! Used to live pretty close by.

Shots Fired At Family's Home In Spring
I'll huff and puff and shoot your house down.

Good Samaritan shot while trying to stop robbers
Try putting a closed sign on the door next time. "Damn man, we're stuck here. Outside is closed." Hey, there's some pretty dumb crooks out there.

Boy, 3, Drowns In Swimming Pool
This is just sad.

2 Men Shot To Death Inside Night Club
Nothing good happens at midnight....in the 3rd Ward.

Police seek hit-and-run driver who fled scene where officer was killed
"Did you hear that?"
"If it sounded like we hit a motorcycle and dragged it 1,700 feet, no, I didn't hear it."

Couple kidnapped, forced to drive to Louisiana
I'll have a Beefy Burrito Supreme and a ride to Louisiana.

Man Hits Wife, Daughter With Car
Fine, if you're not going to make her clean her room....

There's nothing funny about any of these stories of course, but my God man!! It's a freaking war zone out there. You're not safe at a club, a pool party, a restaurant, a gas station, your car or even inside your own freaking home!!! A stranger, neighbor, FAMILY MEMBER, it doesn't matter!! There's some horrible, horrible human beings on this rock we call earth. Just wish there were a way they were the ones being weeded out instead of those they weed out.

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