59 year old Bill Warren of Californ-I-A, has decided he's going to spend his summer deep sea diving in the Indian Ocean in hopes of finding Osama bin Laden's body to provide photographic proof that he's dead. Warren is a salvage diver who has found more than 200 wrecks. He plans on renting a ship in India along with a remote-operated submarine, which will run him about $11 grand a day, and try to find this 6 foot long object somewhere in the Arabian Sea, which is bigger in size than the Gulf of Mexico. And he thinks it's going to take him about 2 weeks to do it. "I'm doing it because I am a patriotic American who wants to know the truth. I do it for the world," says Warren in an interview with the New York Post.
Well, I'm a patriotic American who wants to know the truth too. And the truth is.....what a freaking nut job! First of all, OBL has been rotting at the bottom of the Indian Ocean for 6½ weeks now. He's long since cycled his way through fish intestines, and the byproduct of that has likely done some cycling as well. And whatever could possibly be left of him is likely covered in crustaceans or being snacked on by any number of ungodly critters that scour the ocean's floors.
Secondly, it only took 2 years to find the wreckage of an Air France jet that crashed off of Brazil's coast 2 years ago. TWO YEARS to find a JET AIRPLANE!! And they knew where to look!!!! This guy is looking for a single human-sized body, with no clue where to look. And he's going to do it in 2 weeks? Riiiight!
Not to mention it took damn near 10 years to find the son of a bitch when he was alive!!
So what happens if he doesn't find him? Is he some whack job that's going to say that OBL is not dead because this loon couldn't find him? Our government lied, with Al Qaeda actually agreeing with our government? Or does he try to cash in by stealing a skeleton out of the science lab, wrap a turban around it's head, drop it in the water, take a few snapshots with his remote sub and tries to sell it to us on every freaking talk show on the planet?
One step ahead of you, dufus.
Not to mention it took damn near 10 years to find the son of a bitch when he was alive!!
So what happens if he doesn't find him? Is he some whack job that's going to say that OBL is not dead because this loon couldn't find him? Our government lied, with Al Qaeda actually agreeing with our government? Or does he try to cash in by stealing a skeleton out of the science lab, wrap a turban around it's head, drop it in the water, take a few snapshots with his remote sub and tries to sell it to us on every freaking talk show on the planet?
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