That, of course, is a snapshot of Woody Harrelson playing the role of Tallahassee, zombie killer, in the movie Zombieland.
2 pm, NE 13th Street, Miami, Florida, police officer shoots a man and kills him. The man shot was naked so he didn't have any place to conceal a weapon.....unless you consider teeth to be a weapon. No, this is not a case of police brutality. According to the Miami Herald report, when the officer arrived on the scene, the naked man was attacking another man. Sounds like a typical assault so far, except for the fact that the naked man was eating the victim's face!!!!
And so begins the Zombie Apocalypse.
Rule #1 - Cardio! Don't be so out of shape that you get caught on the streets of Miami with a face-eating zombie.
The police officer yelled for the man to stop and when he didn't, the officer shot him. The attacker failed to stop forcing the officer to fire several more times, thus following Rule #2 - Double Tap. When it comes to zombies, don't be getting all stingy with your bullets. It could keep you from becoming a human happy meal.
The victim was transported to the hospital with critical injuries. I hope they're keeping him in a very secured area because we all know what happens when you've been bitten by a zombie.
The incident occurred as thousands were gathering to attend the Urban Beach Week festival on South Beach causing a traffic nightmare in the area. All of these people were of course, just trying to take advantage of Rule #32 - Enjoy the Little Things.
I don't know about you but I could sure go for a Twinkie right about now.
"Where are you, you spongy, yellow, delicious bastards?"
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