TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT

We've all had jobs we've hated, and maybe some still do have jobs they hate. Whether it's a dickhead of a boss, the work is repetitive, monotonous, too hard, bad benefits or no benefits, it's a dead end job, the pay is bad, the commute is horrific, whatever the case may be, we all can get some serious complaining on when it comes to our jobs. In fact, there aren't too many people I've ever come across in my time that really love what they do for a living.

After a recent rectal exam I got to thinking about that doctor's job and him having to do that. I mean, I'd bet it's bad enough having to deal with snot-nosed kids, and adults, sick patients coughing and wheezing and so on all day, what exactly is the worst part of that doctor's job? What does he complain about?
"I had to stick my finger up this huge ass today"
My job isn't that bad, right? Is your job?

Next time you find yourself complaining about your job, stop for a second and thank your lucky chickens that you don't have some of the following jobs or are in some of the following work environments. Well, unless you do have one of these jobs.

Hey Charlie, when are you going on vacation again?

Excuse me, coming through, running late today getting the kids to school, excuse me.

Teacher: And what does your dad do, Jimmy?

Jimmy: My dad crawls up elephant's butts.

Teacher: Jimmy, that's not nice. Go see the principal.

Jimmy: But that's what he does, honest.

Collecting horse semen. Might be a little easier with some horse porn. Mr. Ed Does Dallas?



Nice catch but i think you're going to need a bigger sack.....and a wheelbarrow.

OK, you're the 3rd person this week to do this job. We just need you to hold it steady.

Are you sure the power's off to this wire?

Yeah, that one right there, You're good to go.

Had to do this one again.

Jimmy, how many times have I told you not to crawl up the elephant's butt?

Now give me your hand.

OK, this is really pissing me off!

And finally:

I finally get the promotion to underarms.